When Life Gives You Lemons...

I'm having one of those sorts of weeks... yes, that sort. The kind where you put in 60+ 59 hours, sleep 5 hours a night, and take more advil than is good for you for the computer-screen-driven-sleep-deprived splitting headache. So I thought I'd share some fun endings for the silly idiom that has taken on a life of it's own. Maybe one of the endings will apply to me!

When life gives you lemons...

• be sure to send a hand-written thank-you note for the lemons, as emailed thank-you notes can appear less sincere.
• suck out all of the Vitamin C and shout, "Eat that, life!"
• ask for salt and tequila.
• sell them on Ebay.
• throw them through life's window when no one is looking, and run like crazy.
• find a kid with a paper cut.
• ask for the receipt.
• make lemonade. Then, find the guy who was given vodka and throw a party!
• when life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

and, my personal favorite:

• put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.

Do you have any fun endings to the saying?